Words and their meaning to me
“Oh, OK!” - Does NOT mean I'm agreeing, in fact, it's the opposite. If you hear the words, “Oh, OK!” it means I think you're full of shit, but I don't have the time nor crayons to fight with you.
“Fine” - Does NOT mean I'm OK or agreeing with you. It means the exact opposite of the word's definition; basically “Fine” is akin to a dare (See “Go ahead”)
“Go ahead” - This isn't me giving you permission, in fact, it means the exact opposite. It's a dare, as in, “Go ahead and see what happens...”
“Whatever” - Similar to “Fine” or “Oh, OK!”, it means the exact opposite; “Whatever” is my way of stating “Eff you, go ahead, I'm FINE!”
“Nothing” - Always means “Something”. If you hear the word “Nothing” it's an indication I don't give two shits to share with you what I'm actually up to.
“It's OK” - Means I've picked and chose my battles, and believe this particular battle to not be worth my time. With the utterance of “It's OK” it also means I'm biding my time until karma kicks ass and takes names.
“Fuck” - Can be a noun, verb, or even an adjective. Sometimes I even get creative and will insert the word “Fuck” into other words to enhance them EG: “Abso-fucking-lutely!”
“Let me guess, it's my fault some-fucking-how?!” - This is my acknowledgement of the Universe's cruel humour in social connections regarding the ideology of “Six degrees of separation”*. Notice the use of “Fuck” to enhance another word.
“Never mind” - Usually stated when I'm forced to repeat myself. I hate repeating myself.
“Secondary confirmation” - Means “Yes”, but it means I'm repeating myself as to an affirmation.
“Just because you think a certain way doesn't make it real” - Exactly as it sounds; people manifest their own confirmation bias and start believing their own lies, and I'm telling them that just because you believe something to be true doesn't make it reality.
“Ugh!!” - Utterance of complete frustration. Something said or done has completely disgusted me. This is usually followed by “Shots fired!”
“Shots fired!” - Means I've been insulted by someone. Rather than launch my own attack I merely acknowledge the other person's attack on me.
*Six degrees of separation - Six degrees of separation is the idea that all people are six, or fewer, social connections away from each other. Also known as the 6 Handshakes rule. As a result, a chain of "a friend of a friend" statements can be made to connect any two people in a maximum of six steps.
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